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Book #28 PostSecret by Frank Warren

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Since I discovered the website, I’ve been addicted to PostSecret. Thus, I got the book when it first came out but just got around to reading through the entire thing (opposed to just flipping through it). I’m quite excited that there’s another book coming out this autumn - huzzah.




Book #22 Why Men Have Nipples by Mark Leyner

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

When I ended up having my car at the mechanics for eight hours, I was quite devastated to discover that the only book I had in my car and on me was a damaged copy of “Why Men Have Nipples” which I was taking to someone else. I never had any intention of reading this one, but it was that or learning about pistons through an auto mechanic magazine. I have standards, kind-of.

Thus, I read this book. It was pretty interesting, although it was completely over the top when it came to the authors trying to be funny. I had a friend who had read it (or at least flipped through it) and had reported it was disappointingly un-sexy in the topics it covered. Although there was not loads of risque questions and answers it did serve up to it’s subtitle (which I love) of “Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini.” There were a lot of random things ones wonder, but more the kind of thing you don’t care enough to ask rather than being too embarassed to. It was fun though. Well, at least when compared to pistons.




Book #21 Black Swan Green by David Mitchell

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Although I have all of Mitchell’s other books on my night side table waiting to topple over and smother me in my sleep, this is the first one of his I’ve actually read. Black Swan Green is a coming of age story of a boy in England at the tail end of the Cold War. It was good, but didn’t blow me away.

Are his others better? I’ll get to them soon - I have to. No telling when they’ll attack, and I have found that I’m quite attached to my ribs.




Book #16 The Happy Hooker by Debbie Stoller

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Every since “Stitch & Bitch” came out for knitters, I have been jonesing for a like book for crochet patterns. FINALLY my dreams have come true. There’s some fantastic scarves and a handbag pattern which I simply can’t wait to sink my teeth into. Plus, an ipod cozy idea! Huzzah.

I think I’ll be staying away from the crochet bikinis though. Color me crazy, but - uhhhh - no thanks.




Book #12 Between, Georgia by Joshilyn Jackson

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Oh, Miss Jackson is so funny. I think she’s going to be my new light trash reading.




Book #11 The Truth Of The Matter by Robb Forman

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

My father really wanted me to read this book as he thought it would be something our customers would really love. I found this hilarious because it’s written in the exact same style as how my father writes (which differentiates drastically from how he speaks.)

There’s a part in the book where a daughter-in-law horrifies townspeople as she declares that her husband and his family all have the eyes of beautiful cows. She doesn’t mean it a derogatory manner, but that’s how it’s taken. I could relate because I get that comparison a lot, and I know that people mean well but…. please don’t ever compare a fat girl to a cow, even if it’s her eyes you’re speaking of.




Book #5 The Sea by John Banville

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

I figured I’d give the most recent winnter of the Booker award a shot. It was a muddled tale of a elderly man whose wife has just died, and his memories of the summer of his first kiss. I use “muddled” because the narrator will be halfway through telling the story, and then suddenly remark something to the effect of, “Hmm, well it couldn’t have been the day of her first kiss because it was evening when we left the movie theater and not afternoon. Anyway…”

*Spoiler* In the end, his first kiss drowns along with her twin brother. I suppose it was an okay novel. I finished it quickly, and it didn’t leave me with any suicidal tendencies. But it’s as if it’s melancholy wasn’t enough to be striking. It was just there. Take it or leave it but with no ability to imprint the story upon the reader. Although, I guess I shall take away using the word “sozzled” for getting drunk. It has a nice little ring to it as if it would make for a great theme of a sea shanty.




Book#4 Gods In Alabama by Joshilyn Jackson

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

I was flipping through a Book Sense picks pamphlet when I came across the review of this book. It read,”I loved Arlene, who was funny yet dark, bargaining with God that she will not have sex, tell a lie, or return to her small hometown, just as long as God keeps anyone from finding the body she left buried in the kudzu.” Normally, this would have never piqued my interest except for that I had seen the book on my dad’s staff recommendation shelf. This didn’t exactly scream “father” read so I picked it up to flip through and ended up devouring it.

It was a hilarious incredibly light read. Not my general fare but definitely something I could recommend to customers, especially when it comes out in paperback. Also it will provide me many a giggle to come as I envision my dad reading a book with a quirky southern woman named Arlene as the protagonist. Oh Captain Squawk, how the might have fallen.




Book #3 Saints At The River by Ron Rash

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Another cheery topic for 2006! A twelve year old girl drowns in the only free river left in South Carolina. (Free meaning that federal law protects it and keeps anything being done to it.) Her body is trapped, and they can’t recover it so after five weeks her parents demand to construct a temporary dam so divers can reach the body. Only, that would be against federal law. Thus, the crux.

I never knew how fun saying, “Thus, the crux” would be.

But I digress.

The story is told through the point of a photographer who is covering the story for a paper from a larger city several hours away. However, she grew up in the area and knows everyone involved with the exception of the deceased girl’s family because they were on vacation at the time.

Rash is quite talented at capturing what it’s like to be from a place and love it so much, yet feel the need to escape it as well. Then, dealing with the reconcilation between loving it and wanting to run away from it at the same time. Not that I know anything about that. Not at all.




Book #49 The World Made Straight by Ron Rash

Thursday, November 17th, 2005





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